Nails Did

I'm going to get a fill and a pedicure today. I effin love my nail salon with a passion. When I get old I'm going to kick it at the nail shop every day like the old men do at barbershops, just gossiping like crazy. Kim, A.K.A. the little asian lady who does my nails, is adorable. Everytime I come in she starts talking to me using all the slang she knows. She's always like "guhfrien! how you beeeen?!". Everytime I pick a nail color she either says "guh that is the bomb" or "guhfrien' come on now, you alway get that one". Whenever I'm around her I swear fo' Gawd it takes everything in me not to start talking like she does, but I think she'd be a little offended if I was just like "guh, you so craz-ee!" But anyways, she is just too cute! I swear if I'm ever famous she's going on the road with me and every time I go out on stage she's coming out to bust a rhyme or a move, or both if she feels the need. Well let me get down to the shop before I miss Maury time. I gotta see if Shaquan's baby daddy is really her baby's daddy. Just SCANDALOUS!